Cajun Mutt Press Featured Writer 12/13/19


Dream Home

The night before
they are to move in
their project home
in the suburbs

the fridge
the hot water tank
the air-conditioner
the washing machine
the dishwasher

all disappear

the water bed is slashed
the walls smeared with shit.

The insurance assessor
gives them an untimely piece
of advice:

‘You better buy new toothbrushes.’

‘Why?’ the couple naively ask.

‘You don’t really want to know.’

‘I tell you, I do.’

He shakes his head
& gives it to them straight.

‘As a further humiliation
thieves often stick toothbrushes
up their asses
& then return them to the rack.’

©George Anderson all rights reserved

George Anderson

George Anderson lives in Wollongong, Australia and is a long term blogger on BOLD MONKEY. He has published extensively in the small press, including most recently in Rusty Truck, The Rye Whiskey Review, Beatnik Cowboy, The Scum Gentry, The Raw Art Review and other fine magazines. His latest chapbook, Fuckwits & Angels (2019) was unleashed by Holy & Intoxicated Publications, U.K.

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