Cajun Mutt Press Featured Writer 12/14/20

10:53 AM at the First Bar I Saw

She kept the change
It was $2.22 for
their
cheapest
shittiest
beer
And she kept the damn change
Doesn’t she realize
If I’m here for
their
cheapest
shittiest
beer
At 10:53 am
I must need the money
(and the beer)
Damnit
I would leave to spite her
But even with her keeping the $0.78 cents
Where am I gonna get a $3.00 beer anywhere else at this time
Smart
You win this round
And the round after that
on my next $3.00

…cheers

©2020 J. Hol All rights reserved.

J. Hol is a shoestring traveling writer and artist from Providence, Rhode Island. His work primarily focuses on modern transient lifestyle, struggles with mental illness, and the humor of mundane directionless depravity.
Pictured in photo: Scum The Cat

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